Saturday, August 23, 2008

Expired.

Am I the only one who hates moving so much that she can't be bothered to clean out the cupboards before packing everything away? I have been known to move expired items.

I've moved three times in the past 12 years. Today I discovered just how extreme my laziness can get.

Observe:

The following item was found in my cupboard today at 18:00 hours:


At 18:02, the following information was noted:


Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new record.

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2 comments:

  1. Parisjasmal5:44 PM, August 26, 2008

    HA HA!
    Do oats go bad? Slap some butter, lard, chocolate chips and sugar in those bad boys and make a cookie!
    I guarantee no one will not know the difference.

    Do you happen to like (or be in the least entertained by) David Sedaris? He has a whole story about his dad and all the old, moldy things his dad would eat out of the freezer. David cracks me up!

    Hope you and the gorgeous family are doing wonderful!
    xo

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