Help me, Dad. For the love of God, help me.
posted by WinterWheat | 8:04 PM
Triticum Turgidum
Lying Dormant and Waiting to Bloom Since 2005
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- Name: WinterWheat
- Location: The Prairie, Illinois, United States
I am a beauty-loving ambidextrous higher-order primate who learned transcendental meditation at 7, statistical analysis at 23, tap dancing at 30, and piano at 35. I tolerate gluten, lactose, and differences of opinion, but not abuse. Or beets.
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2 Comments:
Daddy, can we take this mommy back to Target and get a new one? This one is entirely out of control. Look at what she's doing to my arms, waving them about. What will the other babies think? And what's this bow thing on my chest? Can you believe this? Maybe we can get a caramel latte afterwards. I'll drive.
Love, Fi.
x
M
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