Workin' at the...
I CANNOT pass a Dress Barn without humming the tune to Spinal Tap's "Sex Farm."Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay
Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray
Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman
Don't you see my silo rising high, high high high?
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need
Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed
Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you hear my tractor rumbling by, by by by?
Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay
Passing a Dress Barn Woman, the chain's plus-size outlet, is even worse, as its name echoes the song's chorus: "Sex farm woman... I'm gonna mow you down..."
Needless to say, I saw one yesterday. Damn song's going to be in my head for the next week.
posted by WinterWheat | 12:59 PM
6 Comments:
Woman, you are warped! :):):) I can't seem to stop chuckling.
Hugs!
*blows kisses to R*
"poking your hay" is delivered so well in the song too. Just (re)watched that recently.
I have long wondered what marketing jee-nee-uss decided that any female in her right mind would want to buy clothing from someplace that was called a "Barn." It completely baffles me.
Style-spy: ITA. "First I'm gonna get somethin' to wear at the Dress Barn, then pick up some new speakers from Radio Shack, and then grab me some dinner at Pizza Hut." Barn, Shack, and Hut. They don't exactly speak to high-quality commodities, do they?
Wow--that song makes me want to drape myself in Dress Barn's offerings!
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