Triticum Turgidum

Lying Dormant and Waiting to Bloom Since 2005

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Location: The Prairie, Illinois, United States

I am a beauty-loving ambidextrous higher-order primate who learned transcendental meditation at 7, statistical analysis at 23, tap dancing at 30, and piano at 35. I tolerate gluten, lactose, and differences of opinion, but not abuse. Or beets.

Friday, April 29, 2005

My Dad Just Forwarded Me this Joke

A man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road from the opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!" They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road. If only men would listen...


Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

ROTFL...Your dad has classic, sick, humour! Love it...And this picture is cute.

As to what is wrong with a pig, it would depend who you asked. For Jews, everything!

4:45 PM, April 29, 2005  

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