Triticum Turgidum

Lying Dormant and Waiting to Bloom Since 2005

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I am a beauty-loving ambidextrous higher-order primate who learned transcendental meditation at 7, statistical analysis at 23, tap dancing at 30, and piano at 35. I tolerate gluten, lactose, and differences of opinion, but not abuse. Or beets.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005


I'm waiting...

9 Comments:

Blogger mreenymo said...

Would someone please tell me what a 'Wisconsin Whore-dog' is?

10:58 AM, June 02, 2005  
Blogger Jonniker said...

LOL! OMG, that is priceless. I wonder if *he's* about to give her a Dutch Oven?

11:48 AM, June 02, 2005  
Blogger AngelaCh1 said...

HAHAHA!! Jonna, I was *just* about to say that!

11:49 AM, June 02, 2005  
Blogger mireille said...

i join mreenymo in wondering about the wisconsin whore-dog. hm. Is it a fancy frankfurter? Also: do you think she's wearing one of those new Ipex bras? {{{k}}}

7:07 PM, June 02, 2005  
Blogger WinterWheat said...

Good question. I think she had her ass cheeks transplanted to her chest.

Having lived for five years in Wisconsin, I can say with confidence that a Wisconsin Whore-Dog is an X-rated version of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. It's sort of a brothel on wheels. "Customers" pay by 20-minute increments. When they're done they get a free Budweiser and hot dog. Mustard extra.

8:19 PM, June 02, 2005  
Blogger mireille said...

K, this is offtopic but MUAer Skila has asked your blog URL be posted on MUA. I suggested it would be better to mail it rather than post it -- but need your ok to do it --

12:56 PM, June 03, 2005  
Blogger katiedid said...

How on earth could anyone have chosen to name a book that and not known there'd be a million people like us who automatically add "let one rip" to the title.

I'm now quite impressed by WI's Whore-Dog. Very innovative, I'll say.

12:56 PM, June 03, 2005  
Blogger WinterWheat said...

Hi Madame Mireille,

Thanks for thinking of me. I'm a little skeeved out at the idea of inviting mass scrutiny of my less-than-polished blog, but it IS a public site, so share away. :-)

1:39 PM, June 03, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K. miss you talking of ( Iris )perfumes. I needed your input so yesterday on FM's Iris Poudre,when ever I think Of Iris now I think of you .Be happy Katie

2:16 PM, June 03, 2005  

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