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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Joke at the Expense of Republicans

This one comes courtesy of my dad, a onetime Republican who has grown a little jaded over the past five years.

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make ten people very happy." Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy." The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such big shots back there... hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

Oh, stop bitching. We had to endure your Monica Lewinsky jokes.

9 Comments:

Blogger cjblue said...

HAAAA!

12:04 PM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger NowSmellThis said...

LOL -- thanks, I needed that.

3:44 PM, October 20, 2005  
Blogger AngelaCh1 said...

awesome! thanks darling!

3:29 AM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger mireille said...

heh. ain't it the truth. xoxo

8:57 AM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger mreenymo said...

Amen!

10:28 AM, October 21, 2005  
Anonymous lightspeed said...

OMG! *looks around* If only...

12:53 PM, October 21, 2005  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

ROTFL...And 56 million and one people to that list!!!

8:14 PM, October 22, 2005  
Blogger Scott said...

Too funny,

1:45 AM, October 25, 2005  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Thank you, dear friend for all your kind, supportive words on my blog this week.

Hope you are well.

8:51 PM, October 29, 2005  

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