Triticum Turgidum

Lying Dormant and Waiting to Bloom Since 2005

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Location: The Prairie, Illinois, United States

I am a beauty-loving ambidextrous higher-order primate who learned transcendental meditation at 7, statistical analysis at 23, tap dancing at 30, and piano at 35. I tolerate gluten, lactose, and differences of opinion, but not abuse. Or beets.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Mmmm! Are those... tomatoes?

Beans 'n' Franks are for feebs. Whenever I'm invited to a potluck, I bring Peas 'n' Vaginas.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

September 24, 2008

It's officially one year until I begin reeking.
Better start stocking up on perfume now.