Triticum Turgidum

Lying Dormant and Waiting to Bloom Since 2005

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Location: The Prairie, Illinois, United States

I am a beauty-loving ambidextrous higher-order primate who learned transcendental meditation at 7, statistical analysis at 23, tap dancing at 30, and piano at 35. I tolerate gluten, lactose, and differences of opinion, but not abuse. Or beets.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Now I've Seen It All

They're called Footundeez. Underwear for your feet. They're marketed to dancers because the padding under the ball of the foot offers extra cushioning.

Don't ask me what the fly is for.

Is it sick that I actually find them a little sexy, and that I can imagine painting my toenails to match, and that I'm inventing reasons to buy some, like, right now? Oh yeah, those 4-inch heels would feel like Uggs with a pair of Footundeez.

I wonder if they make a bra for the upper foot. My ankle bones could use some support.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

You Got Served, Daddy

Greg thought he was being clever with his filthy bathtub-crayon graffiti.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Halloween 2007

This wasn't Flea's first Halloween, but it's the first she'll remember. It's reassuring to know she had such a good time.

I take comfort in the fact that she really enjoyed the pre-trick-or-treating festivities, which included admiring herself in the mirror and singing "Baby Bumblebee."

And, as you'll see at the end of the video, telling Daddy where to go.