Now I've Seen It All

They're called Footundeez. Underwear for your feet. They're marketed to dancers because the padding under the ball of the foot offers extra cushioning.

Don't ask me what the fly is for.

Is it sick that I actually find them a little sexy, and that I can imagine painting my toenails to match, and that I'm inventing reasons to buy some, like, right now? Oh yeah, those 4-inch heels would feel like Uggs with a pair of Footundeez.

I wonder if they make a bra for the upper foot. My ankle bones could use some support.

You Got Served, Daddy

Greg thought he was being clever with his filthy bathtub-crayon graffiti.

Halloween 2007

This wasn't Flea's first Halloween, but it's the first she'll remember. It's reassuring to know she had such a good time.

I take comfort in the fact that she really enjoyed the pre-trick-or-treating festivities, which included admiring herself in the mirror and singing "Baby Bumblebee."

And, as you'll see at the end of the video, telling Daddy where to go.